New Chelsea 3rd Kit 2011/2012

Chelsea revealed their new 3^rd kit for the forthcoming season today and perhaps the best way to describe it would be ‘safe’ but it is flirting with the idea of being adventurous or dangerous or even off-the-wall by having a large yellow block across the chest......oh Roman, you cЯдzy cдt.

The rest of the kit is all white, with the exception of the navy block colour, which is always a good option in my book although the grass stains will be causing problems for the kit man. The grass stains shouldn’t pose a problem as John Terry has 11 wives who can help with the cleaning. 

Now, I’m no fashionista but I hear colour blocking is “in” at the moment, although apparently only for women but at least Torres will be happy with the navy and yellow blocks.

As there is very little to say about a white kit and as I have mocked a couple of players already all I can do now is present you with a tedious fact; the last time the colour yellow featured heavily on a Chelsea kit..........(drum roll)..........they won the FA Cup!!!

And just in case you were wondering who you won't look like and who you won't play like if you buy this Chelsea 3rd kit......here you go.....

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EXCLUSIVE: Alex Ferguson's phone is hacked....

The Man United manager's phone was hacked earlier this summer and the following text conversation was found........

Disclaimer: The above is all rubbish, Alex Ferguson's phone wasn't hacked as far as we know. He may not even have a phone. If you believed it then shame on you, dear reader, shame on you.

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